"It's cool to wear the Mark of the Beast"

How can these people keep a straight face?

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These people are sick

Hey kids, wear electronic tattoos.

Take ingestible "authentication" tokens.

Isn't it cool?

Cleared by the FDA.

"You can take 30 per day for the rest of your life."

I'm trying to come up with commentary on this that doesn't include four letter words. For the moment, I'm failing other than to repeat: "These people are sick."
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